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Yellen Feasts on Psychedelic ‘Shrooms in China

&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">It has been reported and confirmed that while in China to negotiate with high level officials&comma; United States Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen dined on controversial Jian shou ging mushrooms – which are variously reported to be delicious&comma; poisonous … and psychedelic&period;&nbsp&semi; She savored the fungi at the Yi Shou&sol;Yi Wang &lpar;In and Out&rpar; restaurant – not to be confused with the American fast-food eatery&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">We can assume that they were delicious – for those who like mushrooms &&num;8212&semi; since Yellen dined on four orders of the delicacy&period;&nbsp&semi; As to their being considered poisonous&comma; Professor Peter Mortimer&comma; of the Kunming Institute of Botany&comma; says the mushrooms &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;are considered poisonous as they can be hallucinogenic&period;”&nbsp&semi; <&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">They are sufficiently toxic to be on the Botanical Society of Yunnan’s index of poisonous mushrooms – again because of the possible psychedelic effect&period;&nbsp&semi; Mortimer said that he had &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;a friend who mistakenly ate them and hallucinated for three days&period;”<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">According to experts&comma; the toxic or psychedelic nature of the mushrooms are not a problem … if they are prepared &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;properly&period;”&nbsp&semi; I did not find any of the news reports indicating the &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;proper” way to prepare the jian Shou ging mushroom&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">Mushrooms and other fungi are very popular menu items in the Middle Kingdom&period;&nbsp&semi; In fact&comma; China features many restaurants that have nothing but mushroom and fungus dishes on the menu&period;&nbsp&semi; I know that because&comma; as a mushroom lover&comma; I have been to several of them&period;&nbsp&semi; I cannot say that I have had the jian shou ging mushroom – and cannot say I have not&period;&nbsp&semi; I have eaten a very wide variety of mushrooms on the menus&comma; but without any adverse results&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">The stories I found in my research omitted a rather significant point&period;&nbsp&semi; Was Yellen aware of the reputation of the jian shou ging &OpenCurlyQuote;shroom when she ordered them&quest;&nbsp&semi; Was she taking a risk&quest;&nbsp&semi; Or looking for a high&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">The restaurant owners describe Yellen’s visit as a &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;magical moment” – whatever that is supposed to mean&period;&nbsp&semi; They further honored her by adding her name to the menu&period;&nbsp&semi; It was not clear if the controversial &OpenCurlyQuote;srhooms are now known as the Yellen jian shou ging or it was some other item on the menu&period;&nbsp&semi;&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">If I should ever get back to Beijing&comma; I will be scoping out the Ye Shou&sol;Yi Wang restaurant for an order of jian shou ging mushrooms&period;&nbsp&semi; No&comma; I will not be looking for a psychedelic &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;dessert&period;”&nbsp&semi; I will assume the restaurant will prepare them &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;properly&period;”&nbsp&semi; But I will take along a designated driver&comma; just in case&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">You will notice that I did not take any cheap shots tying Yellen’s dining on the mushroom to any criticism of her performance in China&period;&nbsp&semi; That is because her failure to achieve anything for America has nothing to do with her gourmet food choice&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">So&comma; there &OpenCurlyQuote;tis&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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