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Suggestions for a Conservative Host for “The View”

&NewLine;<p>According to a Fox report &lpar;I NEVER watch The View&rpar;&comma; the hosts of The View were having some fun with the fact that they can&&num;8217&semi;t find a permanent member with a conservative bent&period; Since Meghan McCain left 6 months ago they have had a steady stream of fill-in hosts&comma; but apparently not the &&num;8220&semi;unicorn&&num;8221&semi; that they like &lpar;or who can put up with them&rpar;&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>According to the Fox source&comma; hosts Joy Behar&comma; Whoopi Goldberg and Sunny Hostin need this&colon;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>&&num;8220&semi;They will not consider a Republican who is a denier of the 2020 election results&comma; embraced the January 6 riots&comma; or is seen as flirting too heavily with fringe conspiracy theories or the MAGA wing of the GOP&period; But at the same time&comma; the host must have credibility with mainstream Republicans&comma; many of whom still support Donald Trump&period;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>In other words&comma; they don&&num;8217&semi;t want any part of a truly conservative host&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>But if they can lay aside their biases and prejudices for a minute&comma; I would like to suggest any of the following conservative women who might be able to handle The View&&num;8217&semi;s 3 on 1 barrage of liberal nonsense&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>1&period; <strong>Candace Owens<&sol;strong> &&num;8211&semi; A Conservative commentator who expresses herself well&comma; has a HUGE following and is highly focused and entertaining&period; Danger&quest; She would take over the show&comma; since she is way smarter and more savvy than any of them&comma; and she brooks no BS&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>2&period; <strong>Ann Coulter<&sol;strong> &&num;8211&semi; A Conservative commentator who has been around a long time&comma; knows the ins and outs of the Republican Party and knows every issue in depth&period; Danger&quest; She has no tolerance for BS and may commit homicide during the first show &lpar;I&&num;8217&semi;ve not met her&comma; but she seems like she&&num;8217&semi;s like that&&num;8230&semi;&rpar;&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>3&period; <strong>Sarah Palin <&sol;strong>&&num;8211&semi; Former Governor of Alaska and Republican VP candidate&period; Articulate&comma; folksy&comma; agreeable&comma; she would be very calm in expressing conservative views&period; Danger&quest; Since she is more beautiful and more likable than any of the current hosts&comma; they would probably try to scratch her eyes out &&num;8211&semi; and she would defend herself by shooting them with a bow and arrow improvised from office supplies and audio cables&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>4&period; <strong>Andrea Tantaro<&sol;strong>s &&num;8211&semi; Former Fox &&num;8220&semi;The Five&&num;8221&semi; Commentator&period; She is smart and I have a crush on her&period; Danger&quest; None for The View&comma; if she brings her &lpar;The Five&rpar; personality she will certainly outshine them&period; But she hates Fox now&comma; so she might go native just to piss off Fox management and get a tirade from Greg Gutfeld&period; Will somebody please tell her I have a crush on her&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>5&period;&nbsp&semi; <strong>Tyrus<&sol;strong> &&num;8211&semi; Commentator on the Greg Gutfeld&period; He is not female&comma; but he is funny&comma; lovable and knows his stuff on conservative issues&period; Danger&quest; He is a former pro-wrestler&comma; 375 lbs&period; When the time comes that he is attacked by all three harpies at the same time &lpar;and you know it will&rpar;&comma; he may be tempted to pick them all up together and body slam them&comma; just to shut them up &lpar;I would too&comma; just one a time&&num;8230&semi;&rpar;&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Those are my picks&comma; please respond below if you have others who might be qualified &lpar;don&&num;8217&semi;t forget to mention any dangers&&num;8230&semi;&rpar; I&&num;8217&semi;ll write a follow-up up and tell you my favorite of the bunch&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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