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What’s Next For The Dems: Claim Mueller Sexually Assaulted Fellow Kindergartner in 1949?

<p>There are bad days in politics&comma; and then there are <em>bad <&sol;em>days&period; Robert Mueller’s long-awaited report was Pearl Harbor&comma; Lincoln’s assassination&comma; and the Great Depression’s Black Tuesday all rolled up into one&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Bad for the Democrats that is&comma; and for those news networks which for three years gobbled up every lie and piece of nonsense from the Never Trumpers&comma; and regurgitated it all right into the eager&comma; open mouths of a stupid&comma; gullible&comma; and corrupt audience&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>And after the most extensive investigation into a President in American history proved that Trump&comma; nor anyone else on his campaign&comma; nor <em>any<&sol;em> American&comma; colluded with Russia to influence the 2016 Presidential election&comma; they’re still doing the same thing&period; Their strategy is this&comma; under Nancy Pelosi’s marching orders&colon;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Each of you&comma; throw out your <em>own <&sol;em>unfounded claim that proves Trump is still guilty&period; Doesn’t matter which claim you choose&semi; we’ll just pollute and confuse the truth with the sheer <em>volume<&sol;em> of our lies&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Tell ’em that we need to see the <em>full <&sol;em>report&comma;” even though Attorney General William Barr would love to do so but can’t because of very heavy legal constraints &lpar;Constitution anyone&quest;&rpar;&comma; and even though Trump himself has no problem with the full report being released&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Let’s claim that the special investigator&sol;counsel didn’t really get to the truth&comma; but us Dems in the House of Representatives <em>will&period;<&sol;em> Might take us a few years&comma; but what the heck&quest; We’ll find <em>something<&sol;em> in there that can work for us&excl;” &lpar;Because everyone knows Ilhan Omar and AOC are a lot smarter and more credible than Robert Mueller&period;&rpar;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Let’s claim it’s unfair for Attorney General William Barr to make this summary and come to his exoneration conclusions&comma; that he’s unfit&comma; because he was appointed by Trump&excl;” Never mind that <em>all<&sol;em> Attorneys General are appointed by the President&comma; but subject to Senate confirmation anyway&period; Who cares&quest; If they can create some doubt&comma; they’ll throw it out there&period; They’ll also ignore the 18 Federal Prosecutors who agree with Barr’s conclusions&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;We found something&excl; We found <em>something<&sol;em> good in there for us&excl; Barr didn’t <em>exonerate<&sol;em> Trump on obstruction&excl; He just didn’t find any evidence to go further and possibly prosecute&excl;” Problem with this argument is that if there was no collusion or conspiracy on Trump’s behalf&comma; what’s to obstruct&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Mueller’s part of a conspiracy to clear Trump&excl; Quick&excl; Get his kindergarten teacher on the phone and let’s see if he ever pulled his pee pee out in class&excl; This strategy almost worked for us with Kavanaugh&excl;” Unfortunately for them&comma; Mrs&period; Stein at PS 103 died long ago&comma; so no smear campaign possible here&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>So move over MAGA hats&comma; because they’re going to need a new hat with a wider brim to hold &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;NoCoNoObNoCo&excl;”<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>No Collusion&comma; No Obstruction&comma; No Conspiracy&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>These&comma; my friends&comma; are the facts&period; What the Dems and liberal media are now spewing&comma; and have continuously spewed&comma; is pure fantasy&comma; which should make you suspicious about <em>all<&sol;em> of their claims&comma; not just those about Russian collusion&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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