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The latest left-wing conspiracy theory

&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">Having had all the past highly publicized conspiracy theories biting the dust – you know&comma; Russian collusion&comma; an insurrection and a corrupt Arizona audit – proven to be false&comma; the left has a new one&period;&nbsp&semi; This time it is the crisis at the border&period;&nbsp&semi; It a real knee-slapper&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">Democrats and President Biden are getting hammered by the public for the left’s open border policy&period;&nbsp&semi; With Biden and Democrat policies so obviously the blame for the ongoing flow of illegal migrants entering America – and the sudden surge of tens of thousand of mostly Haitian migrants – the Democrats need some way to deflect the blame&period;&nbsp&semi; In their desperation&comma; they are now launching the latest bogus conspiracy theory – this one would be funny if it was fictional satire appearing in <em>The Onion<&sol;em>&period;&nbsp&semi; Only desperation can explain a conspiracy theory so ridiculous&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">It goes something like this&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">The surge of migrants arriving at the border are coming because some mysteriously powerful right-wing sources are staging the 15&comma;000 people came across the border in recent&period;&nbsp&semi; That must mean that those folks are also organizing the 20&comma;000 more that are anticipated to arrive in the future are also part of this alleged right-wing conspiracy&period;&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">Of course&comma; this silly-ass conspiracy theory will be given false legitimacy by the left-wing propaganda press – and&comma; in fact&comma; they already are reporting the bogus claims as news&period;&nbsp&semi; And the nincompoops who believe that MSNBC is actually providing news&comma; will start to believe it&period;&nbsp&semi; I know that because one of my favorite left-wing critics has already revealed the person behind the skullduggery&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">He reports from his mental isolation in the left-wing echo chamber that it is Stephen Miller who is behind the caravans of migrants invading the southern border&period;&nbsp&semi; Miller is a regular target of the left-wing hate industry&comma; so the surfacing of his name comes as no surprise&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">But there is evidence&comma; according to my conspiracy theorist fan&period; &nbsp&semi; They say that the Haitians originated in Brazil – arriving there after their island home was devastated by natural disasters and political corruption&period;&nbsp&semi; Just to be perfectly clear&comma; not all the Haitians arriving at Del Rio&comma; Texas are coming from Brazil – and all those crossing into America are not all Haitians&period;&nbsp&semi; This is part of a much larger problem&period;&nbsp&semi; But conspiracy theorists are not good with details&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">At least as far as I can tell&comma; the irrefutable evidence against Miller is that he was in Brazil&period;&nbsp&semi; Weeell&period;&nbsp&semi; What more proof does one need&quest;&nbsp&semi; I am now verrrry nervous – looking over my shoulder&period;&nbsp&semi; Will I be dragged into this comic-opera conspiracy theory&quest;&nbsp&semi; Truth be known&period; I regularly dine in … a Brazilian restaurant&period;&nbsp&semi; My son was dating a Brazilian girl&period;&nbsp&semi; How can I prove my innocence in terms of the Haitian migration with that kind of evidence&quest;&nbsp&semi;&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">The left claims Miller is culpable because – get ready for this bit of logic – President Biden is using the immigration deportation policies created by Miller when serving as an advisor to President Trump&period;&nbsp&semi; So&comma; the left is blaming miller for creating the Haitian surge at the border so that Biden can use MILLER’s old policies to deport them&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">If I can make some sense of this latest conspiracy theory from the left – and that is not easy to do – I guess Miller is causing the surge to force Biden to deport them – thereby making Biden very unpopular with the progressive Democrats who want to admit every person crossing the border&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">If this nonsense represents the strategy of the Democrats going into the 2022 midterm election&comma; I am getting very good feelings about a GOP resurgence&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">So&comma; there &OpenCurlyQuote;tis&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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