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Texas Democrats Provide Comic Relief

&NewLine;<p>The Democrats in the Texas state legislature must have been thinking of a line from a song from the Broadway musical &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;A funny thing Happened on the Way to the Forum” – &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;… tragedy tomorrow&comma; comedy tonight …”<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>This comedy did not take place at the Forum&comma; but at the Capitol Building in Washington&comma; D&period;C&period;&nbsp&semi; It actually started in Austin when the entire Democrat membership fled the state legislature – and their sworn duties – to travel to the nation’s capital to become mock congressmen&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>They abandoned their job to deal with election reform legislation in their own general assembly to support election measure in Congress&period;&nbsp&semi; The entire Democrat legislative caucus of Texas legislature skipped out like a bunch of truant school children&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>And this is not the first time they did it&period;&nbsp&semi; Near the end of the regular session&comma; they blocked all the work and all the legislation of Texas in an attempt to stop the passage of various election reform measures – simply because they did not like them&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>That action was silly because they knew that they were just delaying the passage of the legislation&period;  They knew that Texas Governor Greg Abbott would call a Special Session to deal with legislation the Democrats temporarily blocked&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Despite all that&comma; the crazy Democrats did it again in the Special Session&period;&nbsp&semi; And since they have bolted at the beginning of the Special Session – as opposed to the end of the regular session – the Democrat legislators will have to hide out for the next 30 days&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>If they hold out that long&comma; Abbott has promised to call another Special Session … and another … and another … until the next election in 2022 unless the Democrats give up their childish game&period;&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Good comedy often relies on absurdity – and the Texas Democrat legislators are providing an abundance of that&period;&nbsp&semi; They claim that their extreme action is necessary to save democracy – to prevent the collapse of the American Republic&period;&nbsp&semi; If they go back and do their job – and the Texas legislature passes the election reform laws – they portend the end of America&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>That is as absurd as the victory over America by the forces of Grand Fenwick &lpar;a squad in men in Medieval armor&rpar; in the move &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;The Mouse That Roared&period;”  <&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>You see what I mean by absurdity making great comedy&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>If you were to make a movie of this Texas Democrat folderol&comma; could you conceivably do anything but a comedy&quest; Legislators escaping in private aircraft to get out of town before the posse arrives&period;  The governor and the remaining members of the legislature issuing arrest warrants to force the errant legislators back into the chamber&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>I can imagine scenes reminiscent of a Max Sennett comedy as Texas officers are tracking down individual legislators&period;&nbsp&semi; Imagine seeing the absentee lawmakers being dragged into the legislative chamber&comma; which will then be locked like a jail to keep the Democrats incarcerated until the business of the state can be completed&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>This is such a hilarious funny movie&comma; that maybe I will write the script&period;&nbsp&semi; And yes&comma; I do write scripts on occasion&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>In the end – movie or real life – the Democrats will fail to stop the Texas election legislation&period;&nbsp&semi; It will be passed and signed by Governor Abbott&period;&nbsp&semi; So&comma; what is the point&quest;&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Comedy does not need a point – other than to provide a good laugh&period;&nbsp&semi; And so far&comma; that is all that the Texas Democrat legislators have provided&period;&nbsp&semi; No achievable objective&period;&nbsp&semi; No point&period;&nbsp&semi; Just a lot of hearty laughs&period;&nbsp&semi; But one should always appreciate a good laugh&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>So&comma; there &OpenCurlyQuote;tis&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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