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Starbucks Runs Me Out for Being Conservative

<div><&sol;div>&NewLine;<p>At all of the Starbucks I&&num;8217&semi;d visited so far&comma; I had posed as a normal customer&period; For the last two stores I was planning to visit&comma; I decided to introduce myself as a reporter to see what would happen&period; Would anything change&quest; Would employees &lpar;or &&num;8220&semi;partners&comma;&&num;8221&semi; as Starbucks likes to call them because &&num;8220&semi;employees&&num;8221&semi; is now politically incorrect or something&quest;&&num;8221&semi;&rpar; be more&comma; or less&comma; willing to talk to me&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>They all ran screaming&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>At the first location I tried this&comma; I started off by saying&comma; &&num;8220&semi;Hi&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;m a reporter and I&&num;8217&semi;m doing a story on your race campaign&period; Got a second&quest;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The kid looked terrified&period; He couldn&&num;8217&semi;t have been out of high school&period; &&num;8220&semi;Uh&&num;8230&semi;I&&num;8217&semi;m not supposed to say anything to reporters or news people&period; Baristas don&&num;8217&semi;t represent or are &lpar;sic&rpar; authorized spokesmen&period; Do you&comma; uh&comma; want a manager&quest;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>So the baristas were trained not to say anything to reporters&period; The three baristas who had given me their opinions earlier&comma; for the first piece I did on the subject had all been off the record&period; I&&num;8217&semi;d caught them after they&&num;8217&semi;d taken off their aprons and left the store&period; It probably helped that after finishing a shift they all hated Starbucks anyways&period; If this young man had something he wanted to say to me he couldn&&num;8217&semi;t do it from behind the counter where a manager might hear&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>On to the next location&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>There&comma; I got as far as&comma; &&num;8220&semi;Hi&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;m a reporter-&&num;8221&semi; before a supervisor seemingly teleported in front of the barista I was talking to and cut me off&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&&num;8220&semi;Okay&comma; let me give you the number for media relations&period; They can discuss the race campaign with you&comma; but no one in the stores is authorized to comment&period;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Clearly&comma; I was not the first reporter who had been in here&period; Since I was clearly not getting anywhere here&comma; I moved on to the next Starbucks&period; Again&comma; I approached the nearest employee and introduced myself as a reporter&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&&num;8220&semi;What publication&quest;&&num;8221&semi; he asked&period; &&num;8220&semi;My manager&&num;8217&semi;s gonna wanna know&period;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>I told him that I&&num;8217&semi;m the Editor of Punching Bag Post&period; He disappeared into a back room&period; I moved in&comma; hoping to overhear what the manager might tell him&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>I got up there just in time to hear the manager say&comma; &&num;8220&semi;Never heard of them&comma; let me&&num;8230&semi;&&num;8221&semi; followed by the sound of typing&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&&num;8220&semi;Hmm&&num;8230&semi;&&num;8221&semi; the manager said a few seconds later&period; &&num;8220&semi;They&&num;8217&semi;re conservatives&period; Yeah&comma; if we try to talk to them they&&num;8217&semi;re just going to shout us down and make fun of us&period; Send her to media relations&semi; they can hang up on her if she&&num;8217&semi;s getting nasty&period;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>I guess Starbucks only talks to those who share all their views&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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