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“Fetterman Sloppy” the new Senate fashion standard

<p>Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has just abolished the Senate’s longstanding dress code&period;  Senators may now dress as they please&period;  That means ripped t-shirts and cutoff jeans are now acceptable&period;  Butt bearing miniskirts and see-through halters for the women&period;  How about speedos&quest; That may seem a bit extreme&comma; but according to the new rule – or lack thereof – the most extreme fashions are permissible&period;  There is no minimum dress requirement&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>So&comma; what would provoke Schumer to take this action at this time&quest;  The most obvious explanation is Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman&period;  He is the giant guy &lpar;6’9”&rpar; who mostly dresses like a person grilling hot dogs in his back yard&period;  His iconic look is Bermuda shorts and a hoodie&period;  The Capitol Hill janitors dress better and more appropriately than Fetterman&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Fetterman is not a stupid person&period;  He holds a public policy degree from Harvard&period;  He has been the mayor of Braddock&comma; Pennsylvania&comma; and even the state’s lieutenant governor&period;  How he got that far without dressing for success is a question left to the Keystone State’s voters&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>If you have read this far&comma; you probably can tell that I believe that there is a concept of proper attire in various situations&period;  Based on Schumer’s order&comma; one might assume that the casual look in the workplace that began in California in the 1960s has now descended to a new low&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Clothes do matter&period;  They are an expression of respect that earns respect&period;  Fetterman may think it is cool to run around the Senate floor looking like a San Francisco homeless person&comma; but it shows contempt for the institution and the American people who need to respect and trust the work of the Senate&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Since Fetterman has made it clear that he has no interest in adhering to any dress code&comma; perhaps Schumer thought it better to abolish code rather than face the necessity of censuring Fetterman&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Even with the change in the rule&comma; many senators have indicated that they will continue to arrive at work in a suit and tie – and comparable business attire for the women&period;  Those who have offered public statements on the subject appear to be opposed to Schumer’s decision&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Regardless of their personal decisions at this moment&comma; you can rest assured that casual attire will start to spread&period;  Perhaps someday in the future&comma; we will see the first nudist Senator expressing himself or herself&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>It is all about appropriateness&period;  Proper attire is like pornography&period;  Hard to define&comma; but you know it when you see it&period;  At a picnic&comma; the Fetterman look would be fine&period;  On the floor of the Senate&comma; he looks like a slob&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>My view is not partisan&period; I have previously written that Ohio Congressman Jim Jordan should put on suit coat when he is on the floor of the House or appears on television&period;  He even chairs the House Judiciary Committee in shirt and tie – contrary to every other representative on the Committee&period;  He is not a coach now&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The question of congressional attire pops up now and then&period;  New York Congresswoman Bella Abzug created a tempest in a teapot when she insisted on wearing her iconic wide-brimmed hat on the floor in violation of the rule of the times&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>I find it odd that a leftwinger – self-proclaimed defender of the working class – as Schumer would change the rule only for the Brahmins of the Senate and not the staff&period;  Unless Schumer issues another order&comma; they are still obligated to dress … appropriately&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Public respect for Congress is already at an all-time low&period;  Abandoning the dress code will not improve things&period;  And thanks to Schumer&comma; the photo atop this  commentary is the new look of the United States Senate&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>So&comma; there &OpenCurlyQuote;tis&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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