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Dirty Fundraising – I Found the Mythical Larry Horist Doppelganger

&NewLine;<p>Among those regularly responding to my commentaries are two or three who have created a mythical Larry Horist as a straw man to their most critical comments – attributing to his traits and opinions that I do not necessarily possess&period;&nbsp&semi; It is sort of an alternative world political doppelganger&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>The readers prop up that other Larry Horist as an evil extreme right-winger … a Trump cultist … an unhappy loser … a senile old man&period;&nbsp&semi; Apparently&comma; the role of the duplicate Larry Horist is being played out by left-wing Democrats for the purpose of damaging the true Republican and conservative causes&period;&nbsp&semi; &lpar;What villainy&excl;&excl;&rpar;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>My Identity is being stolen to undermine the real me as a conservative political commentator – and rather nice guy&period;&nbsp&semi; &lpar;Oh&comma; the calamity&excl;&excl;&excl;&rpar;&nbsp&semi; While my doppelganger is cast as a racist … an angry and bitter person&comma; the real Larry Horist is super tolerant and has never hated a person in his life – and certainly not any category of folks&period;&nbsp&semi; While the doppelganger is dour and dark&comma; the real me is a most happy fellow with a well-established sense of humor&period;&nbsp&semi; While the doppelganger me is argumentative and a bit pugnacious&comma; the real Larry Horist is &&num;8230&semi; uh … okay&comma; I will give you that one&period;&nbsp&semi;&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>How do I know that the mythical doppelganger Larry Horist is working for the Democrats&quest;&nbsp&semi; Weeelll …<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>It seems the alternative world Larry Horist is in cahoots with former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi – and other Democrat candidates and organizations&period;&nbsp&semi; &lpar;Such treachery&excl;&excl;&excl;&rpar;&nbsp&semi; I know this because I often get emails from the doppelganger Larry Horist to me&comma; the real Larry Horist&comma; soliciting funds for radical Democrat causes and Pelosi’s own pack&period;&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>That is right&period;&nbsp&semi; Sometimes I am in the &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;From” box with Pelosi &lpar;as you see in the image atop this commentary&rpar;&period;&nbsp&semi; Sometimes I get solicitation emails just from me to me&period;&nbsp&semi;&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>I have tried to get Pelosi and others to stop using my name to solicit money for left-wing causes&period;&nbsp&semi; It seems like that should be illegal&period; It could undermine my reputation as a dedicated conservative&period;&nbsp&semi; Folks might think I have become another Adam Kinzinger&comma; Liz Cheney&comma; Michael Steele&comma; or any of those other one-time conservative Republicans who crossed over to be false flaggers&period;&nbsp&semi; <&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>But they are not the victims of some errant doppelganger&period;&nbsp&semi; They are real apostates&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Since I thought that such political mischief may be a violation of federal election laws&comma; I sent a complaint letter to the Federal Election Commission when these emails started to appear&period;&nbsp&semi; I sent similar letters to the Department of Justice and the Florida Attorney General – thinking that such misrepresentation would violate both federal and state laws&period;&nbsp&semi; I must be wrong since they never responded&period;&nbsp&semi; &lpar;Oh&comma; the disappointment&excl;&excl;&excl;&rpar;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>I contacted my Internet Provider Service to see if they knew how I could get Nancy &amp&semi; Company to remove my name as a solicitor of Democrat donations&period;&nbsp&semi; I was advised that it happens all the time and there is not much that can be done about it&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Of course&comma; I replied to the email solicitations asking the real senders to cease and desist – to remove my name from their email list&period; &nbsp&semi; That did not work either&period;&nbsp&semi; Perhaps they did not respond because I did not send money&period;&nbsp&semi; The emails from the alternative me keep coming&period;&nbsp&semi; In fact&comma; they have been coming for several years&period;&nbsp&semi;&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Apparently&comma; it is something that a person has to live with&period;&nbsp&semi; The fix is far too complicated for such a minor issue – too small to get the attention of those who could take real action&period;&nbsp&semi; It is like all those phony PayPal&comma; IRS&comma; and Walmart emails that warn of money being taken from my bank account unless I call a number&period;&nbsp&semi; I never do&period;&nbsp&semi; &lpar;And woe to those who do&period;&rpar;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>If nothing more&comma; Pelosi and the Democrats do keep me informed of their fundraising issues and techniques – and occasionally&comma; that inspires a commentary pushing back on their lies and propaganda&period;&nbsp&semi; In the meantime&comma; if you get a communication from the Larry Horist doppelganger&comma; do not make a contribution&period; LOL<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>So&comma; there &OpenCurlyQuote;tis&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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