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A Gilbertson Conspiracy Theory: Did Trump Troll the Dems on Ukraine?

<p>First the Disclaimer&colon; Logic does not necessarily equal fact&comma; I have no insider information&comma; but this is too good to pass up&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>What if Trump&&num;8217&semi;s team orchestrated the Ukraine affair to troll the Democrats&quest; If this is true&comma; then Trump has the Godzilla of all campaign strategists and the Democrats can just hang up their campaign buttons&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Let&&num;8217&semi;s look at the situation&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&&num;8211&semi; Former Vice President Joe Biden brags about strong-arming the Ukrainian government into firing a prosecutor whom he said was &&num;8220&semi;corrupt&comma;&&num;8221&semi; <em><strong>by threatening to<&sol;strong><&sol;em> <em><strong>withhold <&sol;strong><strong>a billion dollars in aid&period; <&sol;strong><&sol;em>Biden himself brags about this on video&period;<em><strong><br &sol;>&NewLine;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&&num;8211&semi; It turns out that this prosecutor&&num;8217&semi;s primary target was the company Biden&&num;8217&semi;s son Hunter was working for&comma; an oil and gas company that paid young Biden&comma; who had no oil and gas industry experience&comma; about &dollar;50&comma;000 per month&period; The prosecutor is fired&comma; saving Hunter&&num;8217&semi;s company millions of dollars and potential jail time &lpar;i&period;e&period; Hunter was a good investment for them&&num;8230&semi;&rpar;&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&&num;8211&semi; Joe Biden makes the highly unlikely claim that he had no knowledge of his son&&num;8217&semi;s position in this prosecution&period; Really&quest; Biden&&num;8217&semi;s son Hunter says that he did indeed mention it to his father&comma; and I would imagine there was a lot of talk going on there&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>If Joe knew about his son&&num;8217&semi;s position &lpar;duh&&num;8230&semi;&rpar; then <em><strong>Biden is guilty of using his position as Vice President to threaten a U&period;S&period; ally w<&sol;strong><strong>ith <&sol;strong><strong>withholding<&sol;strong><strong> U<&sol;strong><strong>&period;S&period; government Congressionally approved assistance&comma; for the primary purpose of helping his son&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>This is corrupt&comma; it is illegal&comma; it should be impeachment and&sol;or jail time&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em><strong>But Trump&&num;8217&semi;s team knows that the mainstream media WILL NOT cover this&comma;<&sol;strong><&sol;em> there is no way to hang this on Biden&&num;8217&semi;s head&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Unless&&num;8230&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>What if Trump could do a bait and switch&quest; What if he knew of one of the leakers&comma; and decided to have a bit of fun with the Democrats&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>So he leaks a rumor about himself to this leaker&comma; knowing it will end up with the Washinton Post&period; Note that my conspiratorial thoughts assume that this is a serial leaker and that there are still several&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Trump knows that he will be attacked and scandalized and the headlines will be about him for many days&period; &lpar;Did you notice that the headlines were about this scandal&comma; 3 days before we even knew what it was about&quest;&rpar; But in reality&comma; this is a nothing burger&comma; easily shown to be straightforward and honest&comma; and besides&comma; he is used to manufactured scandals and he knows it will blow over in a few days&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>However&comma; <em><strong>to blast Trump&comma; THEY ALSO HAVE TO TELL THE JOE BIDEN STORY&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em><strong>So Trump has co-opted mainstream media to get the Joe Biden corruption story out to the liberal media&quest;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>What does this do for Trump&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>1&period;<em><strong> Joe Biden is effectively destroyed<&sol;strong><&sol;em>&period; See the latest polls&quest; Two of them today have Elizabeth Warren beating him at the national level&period; This has not happened before&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>2&period; Since Trump<em><strong> can show from transcripts that he has not done anything wrong<&sol;strong><&sol;em> &lpar;and he hasn&&num;8217&semi;t&rpar;&comma; the Democrats who pretend to be outraged look like fools&comma; and Democrat constituency sees yet another failure&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>3&period; Not only is<em><strong> this leaker neutralized<&sol;strong><&sol;em> &&num;8211&semi; since an official leaker will be moved out of their job &&num;8220&semi;for their protection&&num;8221&semi; and also because leaking classified information to the Washington Post is illegal &&num;8211&semi; but now <em><strong>the liberal media cannot rely on the network of leakers<&sol;strong><&sol;em>&period; Their reliability and the possibility of trolling seriously damages the leakers network&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>4&period; Trump&&num;8217&semi;s campaign<em><strong> raised &dollar;5 million in the last 24 hours<&sol;strong><&sol;em>&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Someone pointed out that if Joe had any guts he might be able to turn this around&period; But everyone knows that Joe has zero guts&period; It was a safe bet&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>So Trump wins on all fronts&comma; the price he has paid for the past few days was a small price in comparison to what he has gained&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>I can&&num;8217&semi;t prove any of this&comma; but it really tickles me to think about it&period; Can&&num;8217&semi;t wait for the sequel &&num;8211&semi; <em><strong>&&num;8220&semi;Godzilla 2020&period;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;

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