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HORIST: My ‘red state/blue state’ reprise

<p>On the day of each national election – after the campaign dialogue has all but ended &&num;8212&semi; I reprise something I first wrote in 2007&period;  It seems like a fine wine that improves with age – but only because our political culture does not&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong><em>&OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;FEELING BLUE ABOUT SEEING RED<&sol;em><&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>I find myself channeling Dr&period; Seuss&colon;<&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong><em>Red state&quest; Blue state&quest; What are we to do&comma; mate&quest;<br &sol;>&NewLine;Blue state&quest; Red state&quest; Make me go to bed late&period;<br &sol;>&NewLine;More red&comma; you dread&period; More blue&comma; I rue&period;<br &sol;>&NewLine;Maybe in the morning we’ll find a better hue&period; <&sol;em><&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>Blue state&quest; Red state&quest; More confusing than you think&period;<&sol;strong><br &sol;>&NewLine;<strong>Red state&quest; Blue state&quest; All I want is pink<&sol;strong><br &sol;>&NewLine;<strong>Donkeys are blue&period; Elephants are red&period;<&sol;strong><br &sol;>&NewLine;<strong>Don’t know why&comma; but that is what they said&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong><em>Red state&quest; Blue state&quest; Always in the news&period;<br &sol;>&NewLine;Blue state&quest; Red state&quest; How are we to choose&quest;<br &sol;>&NewLine;Red means danger&period; Blue means sad&period;<br &sol;>&NewLine;Making these decisions is gonna drive me mad&period;<&sol;em><&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong><em>Blue state&quest; Red State&quest; Popping on my screen&period;<br &sol;>&NewLine;Red State&quest; Blue State&quest; Nobody voting green&quest;<br &sol;>&NewLine;Half the country blue&period; Half the country red&period;<br &sol;>&NewLine;Turning off the TV and heading for my bed&period;<&sol;em><&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>The question of the state’s colors on our national election night news maps got me thinking&period; When did those broadcast rascals make the switch-a-roo on the colors&quest; In my early days in politics&comma; the election night political maps always showed the Republican states in blue and the Democrat states in red&period; Sometime between then and now&comma; the big three networks appear to have made a behind the scenes decision to switch the traditional colors&period; But why&quest;<&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>Is it possible that they just wanted to give their favored Democrat party the more positive color&quest; I am not paranoid&comma; and I even hate to think that those guys in New York would stoop to such a thing&period; It is just too petty&period; I mean&comma; they entirely too busy distorting the daily newscasts to bother with such seemingly trivial graphic matters&period;<&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>Or are they&quest; My problem is that I cannot think of any other reason why they would change the colors&period;<&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>It probably would not affect a specific election night outcome&period; But … is there a long-term psychological impact&quest; Do voters think more kindly of blue Democrats than they would or red ones&quest;<&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>There is no doubt that blue reflects positive American imagery&period; It is a cool color&comma; and seems to be more patriotic than red&period; Yeah&comma; I know red is in our flag&comma; too&period; Outside of Santa Clause&comma; however&comma; red is a disturbing color in our culture&period; Everything associated with the devil and hell is red&period; In 1776&comma; we fought the redcoats&period; Our contemporary world adversaries have been the &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Reds” – the &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;red menace&comma;” no less&period; Danger signs are red&period; Red Alert means an imminent terrorist attack&period; A Red light means an annoying stop&period; The Red Cross brings to mind disasters&period; When we are angry&comma; we &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;see red&period;”<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>Blue is a peaceful color&period; It reminds us of patriotism&period; It is the color of a clear sky&period; The soothing blue water&period; The only negative connotation is feeling blue — sad&period; <&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>Hmmm&period; Maybe that is it&period; You know&comma; when I see my native state&comma; Illinois&comma; go blue on election night&comma; I do get sad&period; As more states go blue across the nation&comma; I can go into a total funk&period; So&comma; maybe I should not be so harsh on the network bosses&period; Maybe they understand me&period; They switched the colors out of respect for my depressed state of mind — to represent sadness&period;<&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>Nay&excl;”<&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>So&comma; there &OpenCurlyQuote;tis&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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