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5 Hypothetical Presidents Who Would Make You Miss Obama

<div>Some people were just not meant to be president&period; Some people were just not meant to be &&num;8220&semi;normal&period;&&num;8221&semi; The presidencies of these people would be disastrous for the U&period;S&period; If any of these celebs became president&comma; it would probably spell the end of our country as we know it&period; We could face complete and total anarchy&comma; or a special police force who makes sure everyone brushes their teeth twice daily&period; We could see our men ordered to start wearing skirts&comma; or our women forbidden from wearing anything&comma; depending on who&&num;8217&semi;s running the show&period; One thing is for certain- while likely short-lived and chaotic these presidencies would be absolutely hilarious and perhaps the most entertaining thing our nation has ever known&period; <&sol;div>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"image-container shadow fullpage-image place-left">&NewLine;<img src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;punchingbagpost&period;com&sol;images&sol;glozellgreen&period;jpg"><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"overlay-fluid">This is not president material&period;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<p><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div><b>GloZell Green<&sol;b><&sol;div>&NewLine;<p><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div>This YouTube &&num;8220&semi;star&&num;8221&semi; is known for wearing bright green lipstick and recording herself doing strange and stupid things such as bathing in a tub of Fruit Loops and milk for attention&period; &lpar;Yes&comma; she was eating the cereal while she was in there&period;&rpar; Her stunts got her into the East Room of the White House to interview the current president&comma; but we don&&num;8217&semi;t want to know what would happen if she was allowed in there for any other purpose&period; In fact&comma; we&&num;8217&semi;re not even sure she should have been allowed to even <i>interview<&sol;i> the president&comma; considering that she offered Obama a tube of green lipstick &&num;8220&semi;for &lbrack;his&rsqb; first wife&period;&&num;8221&semi; She later tweeted &&num;8220&semi;I sorry xoxo&&num;8221&semi; to Michelle Obama&period; Plus&comma; if the way she talked to the president is any indication of the way she would talk <i>as<&sol;i> the president&comma; we&&num;8217&semi;d hear lines like&comma; &&num;8220&semi;Raul Castro &&num;8216&semi;puts the &&num;8220&semi;dic&&num;8221&semi; in &&num;8220&semi;dictator&&num;8221&semi;&&num;8221&semi; during the State of the Union&period; &lpar;That was an actual quote&period;&rpar;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"image-container shadow fullpage-image place-left">&NewLine;<img src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;punchingbagpost&period;com&sol;images&sol;vermin&period;jpg"><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"overlay-fluid">Upon realizing he was not going to win that debate&comma; Vermin Supreme threw glitter all over his opponents instead&period;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<p><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div><b>Vermin Love Supreme &lpar;Yep&comma; real name&period;&rpar;<&sol;b><&sol;div>&NewLine;<p><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div>The crazy part is that this guy is actually running&period; Obviously&comma; he&&num;8217&semi;s not going to get anywhere&comma; but he has officially filed with the FEC&period; Vermin Supreme is easily recognized by the boot he wears on his head&comma; the giant toothbrush he carries&comma; and apparently wearing five ties at once&period; He does all of this while running for U&period;S&period; president and mayor in a wide variety of cites&&num;8230&semi;repeatedly and unsuccessfully&period; Last election cycle&comma; he campaigned on a platform of &&num;8220&semi;Zombie Apocalypse Awareness&&num;8221&semi; and promised a free pony for every American if elected&period; That was also the year some university students accidentally let him into the &&num;8220&semi;Lesser-Known Democratic Candidates Presidential Forum&comma;&&num;8221&semi; where he &&num;8220&semi;glitterbombed&&num;8221&semi; a fellow candidate&period; For the 2016 campaign&comma; he&&num;8217&semi;s running as an anarchist&comma; but he would pass a law that requires everyone to brush their teeth&period; <&sol;div>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"image-container shadow fullpage-image place-left">&NewLine;<img src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;punchingbagpost&period;com&sol;images&sol;kimjongun&period;jpg"><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"overlay-fluid">No one is sure why these girls are so excited to see him&period;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<p><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div><b>Kim Jong-un<&sol;b><&sol;div>&NewLine;<p><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div>The Supreme Leader of North Korea&comma; laughingstock of the world&comma; would be a terrible &lpar;but hilarious&excl;&rpar; POTUS&period; If you think some of the crap our current government tries to tell us is bad&comma; try this kid&period; He once told his people that their astronauts had just completed an hours-long round trip to the sun&comma; making North Korea the first country to land on the sun&period; Then he showed off some &&num;8220&semi;sun artifacts&&num;8221&semi; that he had most likely found in the back yard five minutes before the press conference&period; He clipped an article from satirical U&period;S&period; paper &&num;8220&semi;The Onion&&num;8221&semi; declaring him the &&num;8220&semi;sexiest man alive&&num;8221&semi; and passed it off as fact&period; Probably the only reason North Koreans can keep a straight face during his &&num;8220&semi;announcements&&num;8221&semi; is because to fall the ground laughing hysterically would mean certain death&period; At least if he were our president&comma; those two goofball reporters wouldn&&num;8217&semi;t have had to travel so far to assassinate him&period; <&sol;div>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"image-container shadow fullpage-image place-left">&NewLine;<img src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;punchingbagpost&period;com&sol;images&sol;britneyspears&period;jpg"><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"overlay-fluid">Britney during her &&num;8220&semi;phase&period;&&num;8221&semi; She did get better&&num;8230&semi;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<p><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div><b>Britney Spears<&sol;b><&sol;div>&NewLine;<p><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div>We don&&num;8217&semi;t have to speculate much on what her presidency would be like- she appeared on the David Letterman show and told him ten ways the country would be different if she were president&period; Highlights include&comma; &&num;8220&semi;We&&num;8217&semi;d only invade fun places&comma; like Cabo&comma;&&num;8221&semi; and pie would be free&comma; somehow&period; She also commented that she&&num;8217&semi;d be the first president since Nixon to wear eyeshadow&lpar;&quest;&rpar; in case that makes sense to any of you&period; Did we mention that she gave this talk while wearing a bikini and trying to pose in a sexy way while sitting on a desk&quest; <&sol;div>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"image-container shadow fullpage-image place-left">&NewLine;<img src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;punchingbagpost&period;com&sol;images&sol;kanye&period;jpg"><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"overlay-fluid">Kanye&comma; wearing&&num;8230&semi;um&&num;8230&semi;something&period;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<p><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div><b>Kanye West<&sol;b><&sol;div>&NewLine;<p><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div>He&&num;8217&semi;s had a very interesting relationship with the current president&period; West claimed that Obama calls him at home&period; Obama denies even having his number&period; At some point&comma; Obama called Kanye a &&num;8220&semi;jackass&period;&&num;8221&semi; Kanye then brought his wife&comma; Kim Kardashian&comma; to an event and they had a photo-op with the president&comma; for which Kim wore a tight top that matched her skin tone&comma; making her look half-naked&period; &lpar;What is it with Obama surrounding himself with crazy people&excl;&quest;&rpar; At the very least&comma; Kanye&&num;8217&semi;s speeches as president would be hilarious&comma; as would his debates&period; Instead of presidential debates&comma; we&&num;8217&semi;d see rap battles&period; If one of his friends lost an election&comma; President West would be up there snatching the mic out of the winners hands at his victory party&period; The &&num;8220&semi;politics&&num;8221&semi; section of the paper would be more entertaining than the &&num;8220&semi;entertainment&&num;8221&semi; section&period; <&sol;div>&NewLine;<p><&sol;p>&NewLine;

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