What’s Next For The Dems: Claim Mueller Sexually Assaulted Fellow Kindergartner in 1949?
There are bad days in politics, and then there are bad days. Robert Mueller’s long-awaited report was Pearl Harbor, Lincoln’s assassination, and the Great Depression’s Black Tuesday all rolled up into one.
Bad for the Democrats that is, and for those news networks which for three years gobbled up every lie and piece of nonsense from the Never Trumpers, and regurgitated it all right into the eager, open mouths of a stupid, gullible, and corrupt audience.
And after the most extensive investigation into a President in American history proved that Trump, nor anyone else on his campaign, nor any American, colluded with Russia to influence the 2016 Presidential election, they’re still doing the same thing. Their strategy is this, under Nancy Pelosi’s marching orders:
“Each of you, throw out your own unfounded claim that proves Trump is still guilty. Doesn’t matter which claim you choose; we’ll just pollute and confuse the truth with the sheer volume of our lies.
“Tell ’em that we need to see the full report,” even though Attorney General William Barr would love to do so but can’t because of very heavy legal constraints (Constitution anyone?), and even though Trump himself has no problem with the full report being released.
“Let’s claim that the special investigator/counsel didn’t really get to the truth, but us Dems in the House of Representatives will. Might take us a few years, but what the heck? We’ll find something in there that can work for us!” (Because everyone knows Ilhan Omar and AOC are a lot smarter and more credible than Robert Mueller.)
“Let’s claim it’s unfair for Attorney General William Barr to make this summary and come to his exoneration conclusions, that he’s unfit, because he was appointed by Trump!” Never mind that all Attorneys General are appointed by the President, but subject to Senate confirmation anyway. Who cares? If they can create some doubt, they’ll throw it out there. They’ll also ignore the 18 Federal Prosecutors who agree with Barr’s conclusions.
“We found something! We found something good in there for us! Barr didn’t exonerate Trump on obstruction! He just didn’t find any evidence to go further and possibly prosecute!” Problem with this argument is that if there was no collusion or conspiracy on Trump’s behalf, what’s to obstruct?
“Mueller’s part of a conspiracy to clear Trump! Quick! Get his kindergarten teacher on the phone and let’s see if he ever pulled his pee pee out in class! This strategy almost worked for us with Kavanaugh!” Unfortunately for them, Mrs. Stein at PS 103 died long ago, so no smear campaign possible here.
So move over MAGA hats, because they’re going to need a new hat with a wider brim to hold “NoCoNoObNoCo!”
No Collusion, No Obstruction, No Conspiracy.
These, my friends, are the facts. What the Dems and liberal media are now spewing, and have continuously spewed, is pure fantasy, which should make you suspicious about all of their claims, not just those about Russian collusion.