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U.S.-Born ISIS Gal Wants To Return to U.S., But Fortunately, She Won’t

U.S.-Born ISIS Gal Wants To Return to U.S., But Fortunately, She Won’t

Most full-blooded 19-year-old American girls are either sharing a dorm room studying for their college English final, or entering the workforce on their way to independence and/or meeting Mister Right. (Okay, maybe Mrs. Right instead.)

Hoda Muthana, from Alabama no less, had other ideas. She ran to Syria in 2015 to join ISIS and help chop the heads off of anyone who didn’t run to Syria to join ISIS.

Two years later in 2017, her father was interviewed and indicated he had been happy that his daughter was taking such a deep interest in Islam, but he didn’t think it would “go this far.” (Who was it that said religion is a good thing if taken in moderation?) Based on his paraphrased words from back then, I think the FBI should be checking out what Daddy’s working on in his basement, and everyone who Daddy knows.

It’s hard to get the facts straight in a case like this, because if am ISIS member can’t lie, who can? According to what I’ve read, she left her American husband waiting at a roadside pita stand in Mobile to get on a plane for Damascus. On her arrival at the tarmac in Syria was not a red carpet, but a 40-year-old Volkswagen Beetle to whisk her in style to her ISIS brethren, and to meet her new ISIS husband, who was killed in battle a few hours after she fed him from the wedding cake.

So she married another ISIS fighter, who was quickly killed too. (She had heard that you have to marry these ISIS guys before they get killed, so at least you’re entitled to death benefits, like a goat.)

But this wasn’t enough for Hoda, so she married yet another ISIS stud, with which she was able to “couple” and have a child before he was killed too. Or he ran away after taking one look at the kid. Who knows for sure. (They say all children are beautiful, but come on. Just look at him!)

After four years of this fairy tale life, Hoda now wants to come home to Sweet Home Alabama, because after witnessing all of these beheadings, screwing the guys doing these beheadings, and Tweeting to others encouraging them to get out there and behead some infidels for themselves, she thought, “Could this possibly be wrong?” She had seen the light.

She coincidentally came to this moral revelation at the same time ISIS had been mainly destroyed, no more bearded guys to marry, and while she sits in a Kurdish refugee camp with around 1,500 other ISIS nuts who converted at the exact same and also want to go home.

The legal issues are nuts, because no one has all of the facts. Think of the Jussie Smollett story as it unfolded last week running up through today!

As an American citizen, doesn’t she have the right to return, albeit face charges, because she can claim she didn’t actually kill anyone herself, she was a just an enabler, and a young, impressionable teenager at the time? Like, doesn’t everyone have a sister of that age who you have to get in line and yell, “Hey, Michele! Throw out that damn bomb-making equipment, will you!? It’s against the law and someone might get hurt!”

To get released from the camp, the U.S. government would have to make a request on her behalf, but that isn’t happening. Today, Trump and Mike Pompeo stated she will not be allowed to return, based on her claim to U.S. citizenship, because…drumroll please…

Although born in Hackensack, New Jersey, Hoda was born to parents in the U.S. to a diplomat, which makes her ineligible for birthright citizenship. This negates the need for the U.S. even to have to bother “stripping” her of citizenship because of her shifting allegiance and support for terrorist activities. And I guarantee that hubby even let her take a whack with that ax herself every now and then.

Can this story get any better? I have to make some popcorn! We even have Hackensack involved! How often does Hackensack make international terrorism news?

An illegal’s child is eligible for birthright citizenship, but the laws are written as such so that a Diplomat’s child isn’t. They can park wherever they want and not have to pay the tickets, but have a baby? Forget it. Ship the kid back to Lebanon.

I therefore wonder how Muslims and Progressives are going to argue for continued overall birthright citizenship because it’s current law, and at the same time, argue that Hoda’s entitled to birthright citizenship even though it contradicts other law.

I don’t think Hoda’s lawyers are too confident about winning this one so she can return and enjoy a welcome home Halal barbecue at the Birmingham Mosque, but I bet you the Muslim community is going to come up with the millions of bucks necessary to fight a legal battle on her behalf.

And that’s the real story here. Them, not her.

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23 Comments

  1. Stanley Steamer

    Just found out that she actually flew into Turkey, and then worked her way into Syria. Author got this part of it wrong, but who would know this anyway?

    Doesn’t change the premise of anything at all here, or the other facts.

    Like the fact that her son really is scary looking, not to mention that while this whole trauma is supposedly going on in her life, she’s smiling and posing for the camera like she thinks she’s some Hollywood celebrity!!!

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  2. rwhawk

    Why would anyone want to return back to such a racist, homophobic, Islamaphobic, misogynistic, Imperialistic, backward thinking nation such as America when they have the whole wonderful Muslim world at their door?

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    • Steve Silveus

      Quite obviously she is not an American citizen, may have been born in America, but NOT

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  3. Mary

    Why should we let her come back to sit in jail ! taxpayers have to pay for that she Doesn’t deserve anything

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  4. Ort

    Never, EVER should this traitor and terrorist be allowed back in our country! Let her die in Crapistan, where she belongs. NO forgiveness!!

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  5. RUTH

    EVEN SHE WERE AN HONEST CITIZEN SHE SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO RETURN. THAT POOR UGLY CHILD WOULD BE AN OUTCAST IN THE SCHOOL AND SHE WOULD BE BRAINWASHING ALL THE NEIGHBORHOOD GIRLS AND BOYS. NO THANKS WE ALREADY HAVE 2 IN CONGRESS THAT WE NEED TO GET RID OF ANY WAY WE CAN BUT NOTHING IS DONE ABOUT IT.

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  6. DRLJR

    People should stop referring to Islam as a religion. Islam is not a religion, but is a theocracy. That is a government with a religious component. The religious component is the forced worship of the god Hubal, who is associated with the moon and is historically known as Baal. Hubal is the chief god of a pantheon of around 360 gods and goddesses. Shar’iah law of the civil law of the government of Islam and allows its citizens to do pretty anything they want – especially to non-Islam citizens.

    If people want to understand Amendment 14 based citizenship (i.e. soil based citizenship) read the 1875 Elk Supreme Court case. Then read the 1898 Ark Supreme Court case but keep in mind the discussion is for the most part meaningless since we have citizens not subjects. And then note the Native American of the Indian Nations in the US were not US citizens until a law was passed in 1924.

    The Arabic word “allah” was used to refer to Hubal and when properly translated means “the god”. It is a contraction of the phrase “al ilah” – the (“al”) god (“ilah”).

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    • Ken

      I can’t even pronounce those words much less spell them! But you are very correct. We have a shit load of smart people in our country but finding one that’s smart and carrying an equal amount of common Sense is a rarity! USN(ret)

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  7. Charles William Morgan, Jr.

    Let her back in, without her child, then sentence her to maximum security prison for 125 to 150 years, without parole. Make sure she produces in prison adequately enough to pay her way. Consider her for parole at 125 years! Feed her only hog-related meat.

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  8. Terry

    We the people don’t want her stinking A$$ back in the U.S.A. she has got something up her sleeve or under the rag on her head!! She deserted the U.S. to go and train to fight against us she is our enemy so is the rest of the muslims in our country waiting for the right time to turn against us if we don’t convert to Islam so wake up people!!!!!

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  9. Terry

    WHERE IS MY COMMENT!!??

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    • Joe Gilbertson

      The Russians took it, but I got it back for you…

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  10. Terry Hoagland

    You didn’t make a mistake you made a choice so live with your choice!

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  11. Charles

    Let that Anti American Traitor rot wherever It is. Along with the bastard kid. Not a Child, Kid. Because it will grow up and try and kill more people. I made my bed and lying in it So did It. I do NOT feel sorry for any of them. Don’t let ANY of them back into America.

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  12. Tom Rawlings

    Put her in one of those cages that they used to burn Christians and pour gas all over her and burn her ass! That should do the trick! Problem solved!!

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  13. James

    No, but hell no!!! Let her rot with the animals she climbed in bed with. Any of these converted perverts should never be on American soil.

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  14. Earl

    She made her choice.She chose to join ISIS.They are an Enemy of Christians.We should be under no obligation to take her back.Earl Gr

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  15. Vera

    Since this Muslim bride is not American citizen, she should not be allowed to come back here in this civilized Country!

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  16. Joe Conti

    We all make choices that follow us and we have to live with for the rest of our lives………..SO DID SHE!!!!!

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  17. kathleen clark

    HAS ANYONE EXPLAINED TO HER THAT EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS BORN HERE IN THE USA THAT DID NOT MAKE HER A CITIZEN BECAUSE HER DAD WAS HERE ONLY AS A DIPLOMAT,,,SHE MADE HER OWN DECISION TO LEAVE THIS COUNTRY TO JOIN THE ENEMY OF THIS COUNTRY KNOWING FULL WELL THAT ISIS WAS OUR ENEMY,,, SO NO,, NEVER LET HER RETURN TO MY COUNTRY,….
    SHE CAN ROT WHERE SHE IS,, THAT WAS HER CHOICE,,,

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  18. charles massey

    We need a short visit of McCarthy and Hoover to clean out the misguided souls that have taken root on our shores.

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  19. William Bush

    well if she was born by diplomat parents and under the diplomatic terms anywhere they are they are Technolgy in their country that means the baby wasn’t born in the USA but where ever the mother is a citizen too

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  20. William

    It would seem from the comment by her Father that he was proud of her interest in Islam that her Father is also recruiting for ISIS!!! He needs to go also and take his entire family with him before they recruit more Americans for ISIS!!! And this applies to all Muslims!!! Islam is a violent religion that calls all believers to take up arms against the infidels (anyone who isn’t Muslim)!!! That core belief of Islam is unacceptable in the US!!! Either renounce Islam or don’t come to the US!!!

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