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Fauxcahontas: Elizabeth Warren’s DNA Debacle

Fauxcahontas: Elizabeth Warren’s DNA Debacle

Liz Warren messed up bad; she messed up *real* bad.

In an ill-advised gambit to head off her most potent criticism, Democrat Senator Elizabeth Warren has gotten an official DNA test from Stanford University. Warren’s goal? Prove her utterly infamous claims of Native American ancestry to be valid. The results are… less than ideal for her.

The rationale for Warren choosing to get this done is hardly enigma. Her nebulous claims of Native American ancestry have always been a political weak spot in the high-profile progressive’s armor. Her claims were dragged to the spotlight during her 2012 senatorial campaign, but it wasn’t until soon to be US President Donald Trump opened up the barrage that things got ugly for Warren.

With Trump’s vitriol towards Warren, who he famously styled in his trademark fashion as ‘Pocahontas’, garnering real substance and national support against Warren’s often touted ethnicity, the Senator was vocally pushed by detractors to take a DNA test to prove her heritage; something she’s adamantly refused to participate in until now.

With Senator Warren all but guaranteed to throw her name in the running for the DNC’s next champion to face their Trumpian Terror, Pocahontas desperately needed to validate herself and shed the negative stigma with recovery time to spare.

In that sense, this move makes sense for the Massachusetts Senator. Warren has and for this fact to then be spread with an initial releasee from the Boston Globe validating her purported identity.

The Problem? Warren ended up proving Trump right, and now she’s a proven laughing stock.

Unfortunately for Warren, the results didn’t reflect her beloved claim of minority status; in fact pretty much the opposite with the resulting data declaring Warren to have statistically less Native American DNA than the average white American at a genuinely comical 1/1024th result of heritage.

While Donald Trump is undoubtedly dying laughing in the Oval Office at this absolute gift of a development, Warren (insanely) apparently considered this a win.

Perhaps Warren was relying on the Globe ‘accidentally’ completely fudging the numbers regarding Warren’s results in an effort to help her case. Unfortunately for her, the truth is at absolute best Warren has less native American blood than most Americans. While Warren and her followers are content to declare this proving Trump a liar, it’s appallingly tone-deaf; especially in light of Native Americans requiring 1/6 heritage to be regarded as an ethnic member.

Final Thoughts

Honestly, I’m not sure this one requires too much of a breakdown. Elizabeth Warren is absolutely shooting herself in the foot here in a completely botched effort to get ahead of Trump.

Warren, or should I say ‘Fauxcahontas’, is not only not anywhere near as Native American as she seems to believe (claiming Cherokee heritage in a published native cookbook for example) she’s actually laughably native American.

Considering the majority of us likely have more Cherokee Heritage than Warren, it’s honestly probably wildly offensive to native communities for her to parade around as ‘one of them’. Warren has proven utterly tone-deaf with this entire fiasco, and I’d argue put the last nail in the coffin for her precious presidential bid.

While this seems more like the type of document Republican staffers would have to dedicate years to digging up, Warren has explicitly set herself up for what I can only assume is a looming media firework show of epic proportions.

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24 Comments

  1. K2l0UpnEUh

    Warren is in deep doodoo now, she has a permanent nickname that will follow her forever.

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  2. Len Butzer

    The proud people of the Cherokee Nation have every right to be insulted by this demoCRAP.
    To besmirch them with her veil lies of heritage to gain position is indicative of most demoRATS.
    MASSACHUSETTS voters should be ashamed, but then again they consistently vote Liberal, which if left unchecked will be the ruination of our Nation.
    Do we really want the Warrens, Schumers, Pilosies, Bookers, et’al’ to control ourCountry?

    Oh God I PeayNot !!!

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  3. NavVet67

    Did I read somewhere she received special privilege or consideration because of her supposed heritage? College or grad school. If she received any monetary consideration, she should be made to pay it back….

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  4. William Richter

    Before you throw the first stone look at your own ancestry. Are you sure of what is hidden in that closet?

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    • Glenn McGinnis

      No doubt, many of us may have something in the dreaded “closet” Surprises could be interesting, but disproved claims are devastating
      .

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  5. usmc12

    as she rides of into the setting sun, Princess Winter, summer, spring and fall has a house drop on her from the sky, Oh my, the witch is dead, the witch is dead, long live Trump

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  6. Glenn McGinnis

    No doubt, many of us may have something in the dreaded “closet” Surprises could be interesting, but disproved claims are devastating
    .

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  7. Patricia Hendricks

    People should be worry about the incompetent president we have instead of Elizabeth Warren’s DNA.
    He has half of this country conned and are laughing at them because there buying into his lies.
    He is incapable of telling the truth .
    Since he’s took office he has only dragged this country into his drama and made the United States and himself a laughing stock to foreign leaders.
    He is crude, a loud mouth, Ill mannered , a cheater and a cheat, a liar, nor can he spell or pronounce some of the simplest words which makes him illiterate ,he knows less about policy and politics than the average person does he’s only there for his own gain and to in rich his self and that of his million and billioner friends , he’s self centered and thinks he can talk to anyone or belittle anyone the way he chooses because he is rich and that makes him a fool. He is nothing more than a reality show and some people are eating it up. Wait till the shoe drops and they realize what he has done and what they have lost and how that is going to effect there children in years to come and they have to tell them I ( your parents)helped Trump do this.
    Why is it that the people that voted for him cannot see this and for one second thinks he really cares about the poor and homeless the disable which he makes fun of and half of the people is this country thinks that is funny.. I wonder if that disable person was a member of there family if anyone of them would get a good laugh out of his jokes of the disabled.
    Do they really believe he can relate to the problems the average person faces everyday.
    He has made a mockery out of the White House and everything it stands for .
    He is unfit to hold the office of the Unites States and be the President of our great country.
    He is nothing more than JOKE with the Senate and the Congress having no backbone and being incapable of doing their job that makes them a JOKE to. They are there to serve the people not Trump.
    All the people of the United States used to values and morals and now half of them has stooped to Trump’s level.
    God help us and the future generation if these are the values and the morals of half the people in this country
    are instilling in their children.
    He has a lot of NERVE talking about Elizabeth Warren or anyone when he is the most Embarrassing person to ever hold the office of Presidency of the United States.

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    • Silverback

      Patricia Hendricks, you really should give Obama a break. He’s just a product of his liberal, communist upbringing & environment. But he’s not President anymore and cannot destroy this great country any further, so relax and take a Xanex or whatever you do to ease your obvious pain…

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    • Bruce

      YOUR AN IDIOT!!!

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    • Gloria Burke

      Before you knock Trump voters just remember Hillary is a criminal. By the way before you put President Trump’s stupidity and criticize his spelling take a look at your post. Like there children should be their children for starters. Get off your soap box and sit down and shut up and stop trying to insult people because they don’t think like you.

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    • Joseph

      LOL…talk about being illiterate…most 1st and 2nd graders can spell billionaire (billioner)…enrich(in rich), and himself(his self)…but we won’t mention them mistakes because you probably don’t have spell-check…
      1.His humor is infectious sometimes, to me anyway, so I’ll leave that there…JMHO
      2.He has set this Country on a path that if you aren’t on some kind of welfare, food stamp, or housing program, and are dependent on the Government for your livelihood, should be evident…
      3.FUCK OBAMA…
      4.He relates to the working class of America in a way no other president ever has( well, maybe Ronald Reagan) certainly no Democrat/Liberal president…
      5.If you truly do want to invoke the Lord God Almighty, pray that we get 6 more years,at least, from President Trump…
      The things and issues this President espouses, and has enacted, have far and away surpassed FUCK OBAMA…He did more to divide this nation than every other President, including Bill Clinton, and yet he had it in him as An African-American to unite us…and before you criticize some one for their grammar, and their spelling mistakes, you should make sure that yours are perfect in tense, and verbiage…JMHO

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    • Harold

      So you feel,that you being the all knowing and overly qualified (many years experience); having spent a lifetime in the US government, and with all your credentials; you can evaluate and make a judgement and rant and rave like a Idiot: you are a Democommunest/ anti American, right? Maybe you think that things would be just glorious, with one of your Democrook/ socialist mentors in the white house!

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      • K2l0UpnEUh

        Yes

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    • Mary Gartner

      Hendricks, YOUR spelling and grammar are atrocious! For example, “should be worry” (worried); are laughing” (is); “there buying” (they’re); “took office” (taken); “Cheater and a cheat” (repeated yourself!); “average person does” (needs a period!); “he” needs to be capitalized); “in rich” (spelling is “enrich”; “his self” (spelling is “himself); “billioner and millioner” (spelling is “millionaire and billionaire); “self-centered” (is hyphenated); YOU HAVE AN EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF MISTAKES FOR ME TO CONTINUE CORRECTING YOUR GRAMMAR, SPELLING AND PUNCTUATION. EXTREMELY NERVEWRACKING TO TRY AND MAKE SENSE OF YOUR POST! YOU WRITE AS IF YOU ARE ILLITERATE AND SHOULD BE VERY EMBARRASSED THAT YOU CAN’T COMPOSE A SIMPLE POST TO THIS SITE! NO SPELL CHECK? CAN’T SIGHT CHECK? DON’T MOCK TRUMP UNTIL YOU GREATLY IMPROVE YOUR WRITING SKILLS-OR LACK THEREOF!!!

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    • Eugene Boulware

      It is very obvious that this lady is a died in the wool democrat. This is what is wrong with our country! The
      democrats think that if they are not right, no one is! What has President Trump done to her that makes her feel the way she does? Come on, lady–tell us what he has done to you to make you hate him! He is one of the great presidents that ever sat in his office!

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      • george

        he proved what an idiot all these dimwit dems are, voting for muslims in our govt.

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  8. Michael D. Miesch

    My wife is 1/16 Kickapoo Indian and it did not show up in her DNA

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    • KATHLEEN CLARK

      CRITIZING ONES SPELLING DOES NOT TAKE AWAY THE MEANING OF THEIR COMMENT,,,, THAT BEING SAID,,, I WANT TO ASK THE WRITER WHAT HAS TRUMP DONE THAT IS BAD AND AFFECTS YOU PERSONALLY,,,, WHAT HAS HE DONE TO TAKE AWAY ANYONE OF YOUR RIGHTS,,, WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO DENIGRADE HIM GET THE FACTS FIRST BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH,,,, HE HAD DONE MORE GOOD FOR THIS COUNTRY IN THE FIRST YEAR OF HIS TERM THAN OBAMA DID IS 8 YRS,,,BESIDES WHY DID OBOMA NEVER RELEASE ANY OF HIS SCHOOL RECORDS,,,, WAS IT BECAUSE HE WAS BORN IN KENYA,,, AFRICA NOT HERE IN THE USA,,,, I STILL THINK HE WAS ILLIGAL AS A PRESIDENT AND HE DRUG THIS COUNTRY DOWN TO THE PIT OF HELL,,, NOW TRUMP IS TRYING TO BUILD IT BACK UP AGAIN AND HE IS WELL LIKED BY OTHER LEADERS IN THE WORLD,,,, SO YOUR RANTING IS JUST THAT,,, STUPID RANTING PRODUCED BE LIBERAL DEMS THAT YOU ARE COPYING,,,,,JUST REPEATING LIES ,, NO FACTS,,,

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  9. Robert A Zandanel

    Potu8 has made America a powerhouse other countrys are falling in line with his agenda lies or misinformed statements. Lik Democrats weren’t lying about Jutice Kavanaugh and to minority Americans and the democrats legacy against minority’s. Also liberal teachers misinforming school children about American history. Liars liars pants on fires It’s time your generation grows up becomes part of the great American population instead of trying to destroy everything America and American’s made this country into to allow you to Express your opinions, speak freely and protect you and yours and your countrymen. Our founders had it correct when making America a republic everything is covered even up until today’s times.

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  10. C R Demers

    As we approach the precipice of zero tax for the 1%, tax burdens for the poor & middle class, bail outs for big banks and corporations, try to look beyond name-calling and identity politics to build a country based on truth, equality, and democratic ideals. Our current leadership plays fast and loose with facts, decries chain migration (then exempts it’s own in-laws from this very process!), and has a base or following that wallows in the swamp of ignorance by blindly accepting the nearly dozen lies a day. The Roman Empire (Look it up. In spite of anything this POTUS might say, it really existed.) will remain the longest lasting nation/empire in history.

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  11. Carmon

    Hmm.. Years ago Senator Warren had mentioned that an American Indian was among her ancestors. Trump has been deriding and mocking Warren about this for many month, doubting her heritage and daring her to take a DNA test, bragging he’ll give a million dollars to her favorite charity if she does. Then, when she has an ancestry-DNA test done that verifies she has an American Indian among her ancestors, Trump weasels-out, saying he doesn’t believe it. He’s a con-man sheister.

    And when it comes to economics, Warren is a very, very sharp tack. she rightly said that Trump’s tax cut(90% of which was for the rich) would increase the deficit. Economic growth has not grown enough to cover the loss of revenue due to the tax cuts. The U.S. budget deficit reached its highest level in six years, higher than any point in President Barack Obama’s second term, the Trump administration announced Monday.
    The deficit is now on track to surpass $1 trillion before 2020. Republicans should be very upset about this, considering how they harped on Obama about the deficit. However, Obama had in inherited an economy that had bottomed out as he entered office, whereas Trump inherited the longest economic growth in history. The increases in deficits will be made worse by the increases in interest rates and inflation, caused by the tax cut, sugar-boosted, economy. So, when are the Republicans going to start complaining loudly about Trump’s irresponsible policies?

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  12. Ron Molter

    Senator Warren would be better if she just Shuts her Friggin Mouth for once. She lies all the time and she has no idea what she is saying most of the time.
    Also, since you spout that the Socialist Party, Democratic Party, is a good thing. Well sweetheart, if was in place for over the past many years, because this is Capitalist Country, you and hubby would not half over a million dollars in assets. Think about that! Get a life and a REAL JOB. Not take monies from tax payers!

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  13. JOHN DUMAS

    Warren says those who wore blackface decades ago must resign while she is wearing redface.

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